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2. Restrictions on Use.
Only use this website for the good of Vanu. If you use this website for the good of the TR or NC heathens, I may send or have my representatives send passive-agressive tells to you not to exceed one tell per 30 day period. Reply STOP to stop. Members of TR or NC may send me a joke. If the joke is good, you may flip a coin. If it is heads, you may use the website as if you are VS. If the joke is bad or the flip is tails, once you buy yourself or someone you love a chick fil a chicken sandwich, you may use the website as if you are VS. If you are unsure whether you are VS, TR, or NC, listen to at least 30 seconds of Duel of the Fates and choose the faction you think will win the next alert.
3. Disclaimer of Warranty; Limitation of Liability.
The accuracy of the data of this website is equal to the prettiness of this website. If you win any final court judgement against me, I will be sad.
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